Back in my elementary days, it was the giant parachute and those roll-ey things that busted up your hands. Middle school brought intense ultimate football and using 4 cans of Axe afterward to impress girls. High school was a mix of running (walking) track and dodgeball. NOWHERE in there were there any opportunities to get put on a harness and run up a bunch of haphazardly stacked milk crates.
Why in the world did they pull her forward like that by the way? Now she's got a busted face to go take her trig quiz.