Well this kinda...sucks?
The rankings for 2021′s Best Cities for Vampires are out with Pittsburgh coming in 2nd, according to Lawn Love.
Cities popular with vampires have plenty of warm bodies, blood centers, homes with basements, plenty of cloudy days, few churches and no garlic festivals.
- Here's the Top 10:
Naperville, IL - Pittsburgh, PA
- Chicago, IL
- Omaha, NE
- Tacoma, WA
- St. Paul, MN
- Aurora, IL
- Columbus, OH
- Bellevue, WA
- Paterson, NJ
I guess this is where I mention I just moved home to Pittsburgh after living in....yes, Naperville (a suburb of Chicago) for the past 5 years. I swear I'm not a vampire. At least I don't THINK I am. ::insert evil laugh here::